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Tiny Meat Gang - Keep Ya D*ck Fat (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
 
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Jimmy Carr Stand-Up
 
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Comedian Jimmy Carr tells jokes about meeting Brad Pitt, picking up girls at comedy shows and Facebook relationship statuses. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Follow The Tonight Show: http://Twitter.com/FallonTonight Like The Tonight Show: https://Facebook.com/FallonTonight The Tonight Show Tumblr: http://fallontonight.tumblr.com/ Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://bit.ly/1dM1qBH Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives. Jimmy Carr Stand-Up http://www.youtube.com/fallontonight
Russell Howard Stand-Up
 
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Comedian Russell Howard tells jokes about being an Englishman in America and pranks he plays with and on his family. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Follow The Tonight Show: http://Twitter.com/FallonTonight Like The Tonight Show: https://Facebook.com/FallonTonight The Tonight Show Tumblr: http://fallontonight.tumblr.com/ Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://bit.ly/1dM1qBH Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives. Russell Howard Stand-Up http://www.youtube.com/fallontonight
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Asian Jake Paul (feat. Boyinaband) *DISS TRACK*
 
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CS:GO moments that are actually funny
 
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Khloe Kardashian's Gives Unfiltered Life Advice
 
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Views: 644358 BuzzFeed Celeb
Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak (Official Video)
 
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For the single, "Lemme Freak". Available Now! iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/mefjtcb http://lildicky.com/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Directed by Tony Yacenda Produced by Jim Cummings www.woodheadentertainment.com www.tonyyacenda.com Starring Jenna Lyng http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3748060/ Cinematography by Alan Gwizdowski www.gwizphoto.com Production Design by Charlie Textor Edited by Brian Vannucci VFX by Brandon Sachs http://www.brandonsachs.com Color by Sean Wells Co-starring Deforrest Taylor - Bartender Amy Vorpahl and Katarina Hughes - Girl’s friends Mixed and mastered by Claudio Cueni Engineered by Dave Gulik, Jingle Punks Beat: "Seven" by OC Official music video by Lil Dicky performing Lemme Freak. 2014 Dirty Burd Inc
Views: 76864263 LilDickyVEVO
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long (Official Video)
 
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Strap yourself in for the most thundering AC/DC tracks! Listen to the playlist now: https://ACDC.lnk.to/AreYouReadyYA!ysmanl Back in Black Buy/Listen - https://lnk.to/backinblack!ysmanl About the album: Back in Black is the seventh studio album by Australian rock band AC/DC. Produced by Robert John "Mutt" Lange, the album was released on July 25, 1980 by Albert Productions and Atlantic Records. Their sixth international release, Back in Black was an unprecedented success: it has sold an estimated 50 million copies worldwide. Its enormous sales figures have made it the second-highest-selling album in history. The band supported the album with a yearlong world tour, cementing them among the most popular music acts of the early 1980s. Follow AC/DC: Spotify - https://lnk.to/backinblackSI!ysmanl Facebook - https://lnk.to/backinblackFI!ysmanl Twitter - https://lnk.to/backinblackTI!ysmanl Instagram - https://lnk.to/backinblackII!ysmanl Website - https://lnk.to/backinblackWI!ysmanl #ACDC #YouShookMeAllNightLong #vevo #rockandroll #vevoofficial
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CAUGHT MY BOSS ON OMEGLE
 
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CAUGHT MY BOSS ON OMEGLE! Leave a Like if you enjoyed and want more Omegle videos! Subscribe to join the Wolf Pack and follow me Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/SSSniperWolf Instagram: http://instagram.com/SSSniperWolf Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SSSniperWolf Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/SSSWolf My Shirt Store! http://sssniperwolf.spreadshirt.com/ Business Inquires: [email protected] PO BOX: SSSNIPERWOLF PO BOX 5264 PEORIA AZ 85385 My Gaming Chair: Use code "SSS" for 5% off your order from GT Omega Racing! http://www.gtomegaracing.com/ Channel Art by: https://www.youtube.com/user/alliebercikk
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Rain drop. Drop top. Shrouds fat cock | Funny donation text to speech
 
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Notorious Big Feat lil kim Another
 
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[Biggie] Yeah... fuck you [Lil Kim] Fuck you too! [B.I.G.] Fuck you bitch [Lil Kim] Fuck you motherfucker [B.I.G.] You ain't shit anyway, fuck you [Lil Kim] You ain't shit, you fat motherfucker [B.I.G.] Yeah, whatever whatever [Lil Kim] Whatevah [B.I.G.] You wasn't sayin that when you was suckin my dick [Lil Kim] You wasn't sayin that when you was eatin my pussy! You a nasty motherfucker! [B.I.G.] Check it, uhh [Lil Kim] Crab ass [Chorus One: B.I.G.] What do ya do when yo' bitch is untrue? You cut that hooker off and find someone new I need another bitch (another bitch), in my life [Verse One: Notorious B.I.G.] Uh-huh, uhh, uhh I know he don't treat you like I treat you Time to explain the game you see through Sex is lethal, I ain't gon lie Means to get ya back, I ain't gon try Like this ya'll, my girl sucked anotha nigga dick y'all Light skinned with the chrome die six y'all Thought they was creepin, two trips to V-A every third weekend While you was sleepin, he hit you on the box Sixty-nine go non-stop Shoulda left ya then, but my heart said not You knew too much, the relationship grew too much You knew about the crack vials, means to be trialed Way I hid dough under the bathroom towel Waited for a while, thought you was my right thing Then things got frightening Peep the scene, sorta like Sam Rosten Guess you ginger, huh, go figure Never thought you could be a gold digger Take my dough and spend with the next nigga Asked my man Trigga, my ace boom coon Told me cut the bitch off 'fore the shit balloon Now I'm like Brandy, Sittin In My Room Pissy drunk listenin to Stylistic tunes Or the O-Jays, thinkin bout the old days My nigga's like, fuck that bitch, go play Baller, did she beep you? Don't call her Guess who I seen, that freak bitch Paula She was askin bout ya whereabouts Here's the digits, I know you can wear that out Tear that out the frame, ya game so tight You'll be all fuckin night [Chorus Two: Lil Kim] What do ya do when your man is untrue? Do you cut the sucker off and find someone new? I need another man, in my life [Verse Two: Lil Kim] Mmm, uhhh, uhhh! Member when you said you would die for me, shit All of that was just lies to me Motherfucker shoulda never said bye to me Now you cry for me, like Jodeci It's like that y'all, my nigga hit another bitch from the back y'all Black nasty and matter fact ya'll Shoulda seen the hoe, nigga pack ya shit You out the door, ohh What about the fight in the Mirage? I seen ya Benz, parked outside my sister's garage Said it was ya friend Rog, bullshit I ain't gonna keep puttin up wit the bullshit And still I, never sweat these bitches Who be hanged like plaques on the wall and ya pictures Scalin fishes, my love is concrete Stashin ya heat in the passenger seat of the Nautica Jeep, we've been down for so long Still a bitch like me tryin to hold on Teary eyed, damn a bitch steamin Girls steady screamin, 'Kim you need to leave him!' When I testified in court, couldn't think straight thinkin bout the bitches I fought over you, nigga half the shit you bought And fuck you, movin is my last resort You see nine outta ten niggaz, ain't shit One outta five niggaz suck a dick Ya mad at me, too bad she ain't as bad as me Choulda kept the freak bitch off my canape Now you see, ain't no pussy warm as mine Long as mine, ain't no love as strong as this When I sucked ya dick, it's like smokin a roach Uhh, I go from first class to coach [Chorus One, Chorus Two, Chorus One, Chorus Two] ***DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS SONG NO INFRINGEMENT INTENDED***
Views: 183788 Mz Chris
PUBG VOICE CHAT STUPIDITY
 
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TRY NOT TO LAUGH | Tiffany Haddish | Stand-Up Comedy
 
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Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip) has been performing at the Laugh Factory since she was a teenager in comedy camp. Try Not To Laugh at her stand-up over the years. See a LIVE SHOW at the Hollywood Laugh Factory! BUY TICKETS: https://goo.gl/WAFQKB Follow Laugh Factory: Facebook: http://bit.ly/LaughFactoryFB Instagram: http://bit.ly/LaughFactoryIG Twitter: http://bit.ly/LaughFactoryTW Official Website: http://www.laughfactory.com/ Tell us what you thought in the comments. Please click thumbs up and add this video to your favorites if you LOL'd.
Views: 5182766 Laugh Factory
Kim Kardashian VMA Pregnant Fat Shaming Is Disgusting
 
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When women get pregnant they tend to gain weight, but now there is a trend to fat shame women who are expecting. Kim Kardashian experienced this trend after her appearance at MTV’s Video Music Awards. People created memes mocking her size and her outfit. It didn’t stop there as media outlets jumped in on the fun and put those meme’s together for everyone to view. Ana Kasparian (The Point), John Iadarola (Think Tank), Jimmy Dore (The Jimmy Dore Show) hosts of The Young Turks discuss. Do you think the pregnant fat shaming of Kim Kardashian is fair given her fame? Or should we shame sites like Buzzfeed for promoting this kind of behavior? Let us know in the comments below. Read more here: http://www.styleite.com/news/the-internet-compares-kim-kardashian-to-a-centaur-and-further-proves-people-suck/ "Kim Kardashian is no stranger to the internet haters who unfortunately cannot get enough of her pregnancy body. After attending last night’s VMA’s in a sophisticatedly sexy dark gold Balmain dress that hugged her curves, the trolls of Reddit began slamming her with fat-shaming comments and disgusting photo comparisons, likening her silhouette to a centaur, Danny DeVito as The Penguin from Batman Returns, and the Dick Butt meme." ********** The Young Turks August 31, 2015 Hour 2 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY Kim Kardashian VMA Pregnant Fat Shaming Is Disgusting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGd4NR6aTw0&index=1&list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY Amal Clooney: Human Rights Superstar Or Just An Actor’s Wife? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFgP_v45Yk&index=2&list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY The Slavery Video Game No One Ever Wanted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tTaX66jH84&index=3&list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY NYPD: Would You like A Receipt For Your Stop And Frisk? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEbo_LW_OsI&index=4&list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY ********** The Largest Online News Show in the World. Hosted by Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian. LIVE STREAMING weekdays 6-8pm ET. Young Turk (n), 1. Young progressive or insurgent member of an institution, movement, or political party. 2. Young person who rebels against authority or societal expectations. (American Heritage Dictionary) ********** Get The Young Turks​ Mobile App Today! Download the iOS version here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-young-turks/id412793195?ls=1&mt=8 Download the Android version here: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tyt
Views: 199671 The Young Turks
$tunna 4 Vegas ft DaBaby - Animal (Official Video)
 
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IG: @stunna4vegas @DaBaby Shot by: @medleyfilms_ STUNNA SEASON @ OUT NOW!
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Super Slimmer Gets a Toy Boy after Losing 140 Pounds
 
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Super Slimmer Gets a Toy Boy after Losing 140 Pounds SUBSCRIBE to the Barcroft network: http://bit.ly/Oc61Hj SUPER-SLIMMER Katie Williams ditched ten stone and her jealous husband – bagging herself a younger man to go with her new svelte frame. Katie, 35, refused to marry childhood sweetheart, Phil, until she had lost ten stone of her 21 stone bulk. But after shedding the weight and tying the knot, Phil grew insane with jealousy at the attention his slender wife was receiving. And after just two years of marriage, Katie, from London, called time on the 20 year relationship – and met a young hunk just one month later. Now Katie has been seeing 23-year-old painter and decorator Jack for six months and says that she has a new lease of life. Videographer / Director: Jon Dean Producer: Emma Pearson, Nick Johnson Editor: Joshua Douglas Barcroft TV: https://www.youtube.com/user/barcroftmedia/featured Barcroft Cars: https://www.youtube.com/user/BarcroftCars/featured Bear Grylls Adventure: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzcUNwS7mypzPhW4gsjO7og/featured For more of the amazing side of life: For the full story, visit BARCROFT.TV: http://www.barcroft.tv/ Like BARCROFT TV on Facebook: https://www.Facebook.com/BarcroftTV Follow @Barcroft_TV on Twitter: https://www.Twitter.com/Barcroft_TV Check out more videos: https://www.youtube.com/user/barcroftmedia/videos
Views: 1986027 Barcroft TV
100 year old woman wants dick for her birthday  - @OpieRadio
 
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Views: 20887 Opie Radio
Fitz Best CS:GO Moments
 
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Fitz: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtb8P4rf_1n8KS8eZk_lNNw Ainsley: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpi49X34i8_kHlA_Cvqg7SQ Zuckles: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvzpjWVymu0PW_epihp_-qA John on the Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOXXUQxk-P1_8yeoXGT8P2A SwaggerSouls: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMdGPato0IC5-zZjJIf-P9w McCreamy (Ainsley): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-sjC5fKKsrpcZRJwlZJzZQ/channels Raccon: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9n8unUsC6coX-T0wmX5uPg SMii7Y: https://www.youtube.com/user/SMii7Y Kryoz: https://www.youtube.com/user/KryozGaming Videos Used (In no particular order): BEST OF FITZ 2017: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHaerpBH_Pg THE SAVIORS OF CS:GO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L7TrlV6Y5w THE WORST CS:GO EXPERIENCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBYydrEaHtw TRY NOT TO LAUGH (CS:GO): https://youtu.be/h6s4U7EIuaI WHEN GIRLS PLAY CS:GO: https://youtu.be/CitkWtWobkA
Views: 8131097 Jomar1001001
Megan Thee Stallion - Big Ole Freak [Official Video]
 
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Megan Thee Stallion - Big Ole Freak [Official Video] Stream "Tina Snow" Now: https://ffm.to/tinasnow Follow Megan Thee Stallion: IG: https://www.instagram.com/theestallion/ TW: https://twitter.com/theestallion FB: https://www.facebook.com/theestallionn/ SC: https://soundcloud.com/megan-thee-stallion -- Lyrics: Ay, big ole freak Big booty, big ole treat Imma make him wait for the pussy Hit it til you big ole skeet Feet on the bed I'll fuck him up in the head Suck it then look in his eyes Then the next day I might leave em read Pop it, pop it Daydreaming bout how I rock it He hit my phone with a horse So I know that mean come over and ride it Shid, I'm on the way Ride on that dick I'm like yay Usually I like to fuck But tonight we gone make love cause you bae Nobody know, I fuck with him on the low We never show up together but I text him when I'm ready to go Ay, I had a couple of shots at the bar I'm finna play with that dick in the car I got him swerving and breaking the law These windows tinted so nobody saw Ain't nobody freak like me Give ya what you need like me Ain't nobody got on they tip, tip toes and rode to the tip like me Got em addicted, he feigning My body a drug and he need it He begging me for the treatment He throw a fit when I leave em He like "Baby lemme rub, lemme rub on ya Want a lil love, lil love from ya" My body addictive it's driving him crazy Think I got run from ya Don't know what to do without it He fucking with you, I doubt it They don't understand, I'm all in his head Ain't nothing to do about it You been feigning for me lately Going brazy, brazy I got what you need I'mma give it to you baby Going brazy, brazy Feigning for me lately I'mma give you what you craving See I'm a big ole freak, I love to talk my shit And you must be a pussy boy, if you get offended Bitch it's Tina Snow, they love me cause I'm cold You can't take no nigga from me I got mind control I want to fuck in the mirror, I like to look at your face when you in it Come in the room and I'm giving commands I am the captain and he the lieutenant I need that neck like a pendant Need you to spit, make that motherfucker glisten Tell him "Shut up!" make that motherfucker listen I bet he gone like it, won't do no tripping Ain't nobody freak like me (Hell nah) Give ya what you need like me (Hell nah) Ain't nobody got on they tip, tip toes and rode to the tip like me (Huh) Got em addicted, he feigning My body a drug and he need it He begging me for the treatment He throw a fit when I leave em He like "Baby lemme rub, lemme rub on ya Need a lil love, lil love from ya" My body addictive it's driving him crazy Think I got run from ya Don't know what to do without it He fucking with you, I doubt it They don't understand, I'm all in his head Ain't nothing to do about it You been feigning for me lately Going brazy, brazy I got what you need I'mma give it to you baby Going brazy, brazy Feigning for me lately I'mma give you what you craving -- #MeganTheeStallion #HottieWorld ℗ 2018 1501 Certified Ent LLC under exclusive license to 300 Entertainment
Views: 20405168 Megan Thee Stallion
BHAD BHABIE feat. Lil Yachty - "Gucci Flip Flops" (Official Music Video) | Danielle Bregoli
 
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BHAD BHABIE "Gucci Flip Flops" ft. Lil Yachty ⛵️ Official Music Video 🔥 STreAM NOW ⏯ http://Atlantic.lnk.to/gucciflipflops - Directed by Nicholaus Goossen 🎤✈️🚍 #BHANNEDINTHEUSA TOUR - MEET & GREET VIPs & TIX ON SALE NOW 🎟👋🏻🔥 ↘️➡️ https://bhadbhabie.com ⬅️↖️ Fri. 05/04 - Miami, FL - The Hanger Sat. 05/05 - Orlando, FL - The Beacham Sun. 05/06 - Atlanta, GA - Hell - Masquerade Tue. 05/08 - Washington, DC - Milkboy Arthouse Wed. 05/09 - New York, NY - SOBs Thu. 05/10 - Philadelphia, PA - Noto Fri. 05/11 - Boston, MA - Middle East Downstairs (Early Show) Sat. 05/12 - New Haven, CT - Toad's Place Mon. 05/14 - Toronto, ON Canada - Mod Club Tue. 05/15 - Chicago, IL - Bottom Lounge Wed. 05/16 - Detroit, MI - Shelter Fri. 05/18 - Indianapolis, IN - Emerson Theatre Tue. 05/22 - Denver, CO - Cervantes - Otherside Fri. 05/25 - Phoenix, AZ - Club Red Sat. 05/26 - San Diego, CA - SOMA Tue. 05/29 - San Francisco, CA - Slim's Wed. 05/30 - Sacramento, CA - Ace of Spades Fri. 06/01 - Portland, OR - Peter's Room Sat. 06/02 - Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory Sun. 06/03 - Seattle, WA - Nuemos Tue. 06/05 - Vancouver, BC - Venue Thu. 06/14 - Los Angeles, CA - The Roxy I'm going to Europe too biches 👅 Fri. 07/06 - Barcelona, Spain - Sala Razzmatazz Sat. 07/07 - Gräfenhainichen, Germany - Splash! Festival Sun. 07/08 - Liège, Belgium - Les Ardentes Mon. 07/09 - Paris, France - La Maroquinerle Wed. 07/11 - London, UK - O2 Islington Academy Thu. 07/12 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Melkweg Oude Zaal Fri. 07/13 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Hafnia Zoo
Views: 121731197 Bhad Bhabie
Reading Brutal Hate Comments In ASMR | Jeffree Star
 
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HEY EVERYONE... SHHHHH... Today I'm filming my first ever ASMR video!! If you don't know what that is, you are about to find out. I'm going to be reading brutal mean hate comments that I get here on YouTube from lovely strangers all over the world. Nathan also joins me to share some of our favorite sounds up close and personal.. I think it's important to remind everyone not to take life so serious... So take a hit and let's laugh together. I attempt to do my best Jeffree Star ASMR voice so buckle up and get your headphones ready! WANT MORE?? 🍔 Watch my TACOBELL MUKBANG feat. Trisha Paytas ▷ https://bit.ly/2w7amYf 💄*SHOP* THE NEW #JeffreeStarCosmetics ACCESSORIES ► https://bit.ly/2hP94cU *SHOP: http://www.jeffreestarcosmetics.com + FOLLOW MY BRAND ON Instagram: http://instagram.com/jeffreestarcosmetics +FOLLOW ME ON IG: http://instagram.com/jeffreestar + FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/JeffreeStar + SNAPCHAT: jeffreedahmer + TWITTER: @jeffreestar OUTFIT BY: Gucci WHAT'S ON MY LIPS: Jeffree Star Cosmetics "Mannequin" Liquid Lipstick w/KKW Beauty "Juicy" gloss on top WATCH MORE VIDEOS...................❤️ 🎀 WATCH MY PINK ROLLS ROYCE CAR TOUR ▷ https://bit.ly/2uG3iRw 🧡 REVIEWING THE NICKELODEON EYESHADOW PALETTE ► http://bit.ly/2EhnEB1 🔮 GUCCI MADE ME PINK CUSTOM LUGGAGE ► http://bit.ly/2DhuKVL 💄 RED HOT BLOOD SUGAR MAKEUP TUTORIAL ► http://bit.ly/2BzPHth
Views: 13082459 jeffreestar
Girls suck...
 
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That's what I get out of this song...
Attractive Face or Not? It depends on Tongue Posture
 
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First 200 people to use this link https://brilliant.org/WIL/ can get 20% off an annual premium subscription to Brilliant! If you're interested in this topic and how to properly "mew" (practice good oral posture and other habits that encourage good facial development), check out the Orthotropics channel: https://bit.ly/2DciWp0 One thing missing from this discussion is the health impacts of having good oral posture. Considering the airway is at the back of the face, having a receded chin or maxilla could hinder your airway, having big implications for sleep apnea. Clarification on the title: I of course don't mean to suggest that attractiveness depends *only* on tongue posture. Nutrition of the mother and nutrition of the person during formative years surely play a very large role in how the face develops. In fact, the book Nutrition and Physical Degeneration would suggest that; fat soluble vitamins being very important for fertility and proper development of young, with grains & sugar ("modern foods") being very detrimental for development and oral health especially. Oral posture would be another piece of the puzzle. NOTE ON SUTURE FUSION: I wish I had used the phrasing "these sutures are not *completely* fused together," or "sutures are not *completely closed* ..." It's understood that after birth, the sutures of the skull "fuse" together by age 2 or so. One study found that complete closure of certain sutures does not occur until as late as 70 years old. Another found that “The human frontozygomatic suture undergoes synostosis during the eigth decade of life, but does not completely fuse by the age of 95 years" based on 61 human cadavers aged 20 to 95. This topic with a focus on facial development's affect on respiration and sleep apnea is discussed in Dr. Felix Liao's "Six Foot Tiger, Three Foot Cage" - https://amzn.to/2WMpPGk Another great book not mentioned in the video is "Jaws: The Story of a Hidden Epidemic" - https://amzn.to/2HVJoIR Weston Price's "Nutrition and Physical Degeneration" - https://amzn.to/2HZTB7f PDF of the transcript with links to sources: https://www.patreon.com/posts/24534404 ▲Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WILearned ▲Twitter: https://twitter.com/jeverettlearned [email protected]
Views: 3869381 What I've Learned
THE SLOW MO GUYS - Demo Disk Gameplay
 
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If you are one of our more tender viewers who found this video a little too racist, please bear in mind that we film for an hour. Just imagine what we cut out. Lets just say it involved a lot scotch tape on Bruce's eyelids and leave it at that. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene https://twitter.com/Mr_Sark Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/
Views: 866195 Funhaus
FORTNITE Gameplay (Try hards suck dick)
 
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Im happy to start my YouTube channel im going to play all games that you guy's and girl's want to see and im funny/nice/and a little stupid.
Views: 64 Evil Sage
The Real Slim Santa
 
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The Real Slim Santa, Not sure who its by, they say it was Weird Al Yankovic, but i dont know so.. LYRICS: May i have your attention please? May i have your attention please? Will the real slim santa please stand up? I repeat Will the real slim santa please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here You all act like you never seen santa before Toys all over your floor Who the hell you think brought them? It wasn't drunk dad or your mother that whore It was me and now im skinny and i tell you the score It's the return of christmas But not the jolly fat elf My ass got so big i couldn't wipe it myself My doctor said santa you never looked worse Lose 200 pounds or your hearts gonna burst Everybody loved me big and fat Hohoho Big ass santa look at him walking around His belly like jelly Have some more egg nod They didn't give shit if my arteries clogged So i said fuck them and i joined a gym Started eating loaf and cookies drinking milk that was skim I lost so much weight that i can see my candy cane And mr.s clause is happy i can fuck her again Your name is on my list!Your name is on my list! And if your nice not naughty i might give you a little gift And heres a message to you if your a big fat slob If your guts in the way a girl won't bob on your nob You can't expect a hoe to gobble your goo If you sit there eating twinkies watching Scooby-Doo If your nothing but chubby No girl wants a fat hubby You'll end up working construction Your love life will fly in ruins and destruction By the time your 30 you'll be asking santa for liposuction But if your thin you'll get seduction Underneath the mistletoe Sing the chorus and it goes (Chorus) Im slim santa yes im the real cringle All you fly girl like my balls cause they jingle So won't the real slim santa Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Cause im slim santa yes im the st nick All you other fat santas can suck my fat dick So won't the real slim santa Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Hohoho I guess theirs a slim santa in all of us On doter on blitzen lets get the fuck out of here Thanks For Watching Remember To Rate 5 Stars, Comment, And Subscribe please =)
Views: 20097 Tytokman
Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games
 
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A group of voice actors dub the dialogue from Sonic Adventure 2... in one take... with zero rehearsal. This is the result. (CAST AND MORE INFO BELOW) VOICE CAST: Sonic - https://twitter.com/SnapsCube Shadow - http://www.youtube.com/chongoshow/ Tails and Rouge - http://www.twitter.com/bluespacequeen/ Knuckles and Amy - http://www.youtube.com/hayleycopter/ Eggman - http://www.twitter.com/paperboxhouse/ Real-Time Fandub created by Charley Marlowe https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6PRvqd1opmIPrWbcq-SiCA Special thanks to Windii and Cobanermani456 for the footage from this game! https://www.youtube.com/user/WindiiGitlord https://www.youtube.com/user/cobanermani456 ♥ New videos or streams on weekdays! ♥ I have a Patreon for those who would be interested in supporting me financially! ► https://www.patreon.com/KnittingGiantBeanies Special thanks to my already existing Patrons! ► https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O63BNueCkYfo847dUD76-CBaIMAw9jIjTsWObMGLles/edit?usp=sharing Main Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY0sI1rSrXJQOFlTuh3UsxA Twitter ► https://twitter.com/SnapsCube Tumblr ► http://snapscube.tumblr.com/ Twitch ► https://www.twitch.tv/snapscube Intro Art/Animation by http://www.twitter.com/purmello/ Outro Music https://youtu.be/yzIw_g7F0uE?t=6m1s Outro Penny art by http://www.twitter.com/hynorin/
Views: 2207079 SnapCube
8Ball & MJG - Outfit [With Lyrics]
 
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Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it So Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Pull my dick out yo mouth now stick it back in Pull It out, look at it, now stick it back in Pimp JG pimp tight It's the return of the nigga with the big pipe I mean I lay it like a plumber with the magnum bone But all I wanted is me some dope and I'm gonna pass some moe So come on! Keep your clothes on open your jaw Suck a nigga dick, balls and all Black black white white Thick or petite Pretty face pretty hair I want some real pretty feet I'm straight from the gutta I don't' care what you think I hate it when a bitch act like her shit don't stink I'm smelling real good fresh hair clean sneakers Sucking on an altoid, game like a preacher Hat to the back all black that's the uniform I made this for bitches Wanna know what I'm gonna do for em Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it So Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I'm trying to prevent another talk show So with this outfit I'm trying to get some mouth hoe I'm on the go, baby look there ain't no stopping with us All I wanna do is plug your esophagus up They call me me MJG the incredible nigga Push it down your throat, baby lemme tickle your liver They gonna have to put you in the guiness book for real For being able to swallow a piece of the steel If you want to we can do it right here in the car Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com I got tint on my windows if it's light or is dark You can bob on my knob without being seen I'm a let the seat back and start smoking on some green. Mama if they gave out awards for giving head You gon be the big winner make all the bitches mad Sexy motherfucker dime piece if I was one of those Weak ass niggas I would marry you but no just... Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it So Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Get your hands out my pockets bitch Watch your friends After one outfit it starts and ends Don't think you can start getting cheese from me Cause I bought you a shirt and got it easily I'm what every young pimp nigga needs to be My whole life been a ride Give the keys to me Pimp tight MJ understand the facts Stop talking Give me head I'm the man at that I'm gonna give it to you straight Is you with it or not Keep it hot don't stop Make it stand up and pop Back stage at a show I was clearing my mind Smoking something sipping good Feeling oh so fine Pretty girls walking in trying to take a flick You young scout motherfuckers can you take a dick Smile for the camera, pose show your ass I like it when the good girls be acting bad. Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it So Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch
Views: 29132 Scewed Gols
Tfue Tells a girl to touch his peen *Uncomfortable*
 
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I do not own this clip. all props goes to the owner of this clip, go check him out streamers: https://www.twitch.tv/kingrichard https://www.twitch.tv/ninja https://www.twitch.tv/cizzorz https://www.twitch.tv/shroud https://www.twitch.tv/tfue https://www.twitch.tv/tsm_hamlinz https://www.twitch.tv/tsm_myth https://www.twitch.tv/tsm_daequan https://www.twitch.tv/dakotaz https://www.twitch.tv/couragejd https://www.twitch.tv/drlupo https://www.twitch.tv/timthetatman https://www.twitch.tv/nickmercs https://www.twitch.tv/highdistortion https://www.twitch.tv/yelo https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh7EqOZt7EvO2osuKbIlpGg (lachlan) https://www.youtube.com/user/Vikkstar123 https://www.youtube.com/user/MrMuselk https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw1SQ6QRRtfAhrN_cjkrOgA (lazerbeam) https://www.youtube.com/user/Matroix (alia) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt9nYeSz90lnOnaVFjxFJzw (nick eh 30) Tags: twitch clips, twitch, fortnite, ninja, ninja first fortnite win, dakotaz, daquan, myth, hamlinz, pokimane, tfue, cloakzy, lachlan, muselk, lazer beam, vikkstar123, fortnite battle royale, fortnite moments, fortnite montage, ninja montage, ninja moments, drlupo, dr lupo ninja, dr lupo's son, timthetatman, couragejd, pro am, summer skirmish, avxry, fitz, loser fruit, valkrae, sypherpk, nick eh 30, king richard, high distortion, tsm, faze, 100t, optic, liquad, soar, Nickmercs, cizzorz, cloud 9, shroud please check my youtube and twitch out if you have the time :) https://www.twitch.tv/zacatk153 https://www.youtube.com/user/zachariahwatt
THIS GUY IS SUCH A COCK BLOCK! (Helping a girl with rude boys)
 
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Views: 88 Kylie/J MSP
Ch0de City - Chode Life
 
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I missed Ch0de City and I kinda sorta just forget that this needed to get released. Enjoy this masterpiece ''Chode Life'' LYRICS B33F BISHOP BITCHES DONT GET IT THEY DONT GET THIS CHODE LIFE FAT DICK FAST CARS THREE BOYFRIENDS ONE WIFE A QUEEF WAS ALWAYS NECESSARY NEVER MINDED POPPIN' CHERRIES STICK MY DICK ALL IN YOUR DERRIE DONT ASK GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S HAIRY I WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH MY HANDS IN MY PANTS THEN I STRETCH THE VAG OUT GOT NO TIME FOR ROMANCE NO FLOWERS, NO DINNER, NO CANDY JUST PANTS PANTS PANTS WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT IT BUT I BET NOW THAT YOU'LL BE DOUBTING PENETRATE AND YOU START SHOUTING DIRTY DICK OVATION NOW START CLAPPING BITCH CHORUS: GOT THAT CHODE LIFE (X2) YOU BETTER BE ABOUT IT BITCH DONT BEND OVER CAUSE YOU GON TAKE IT ALL GU$MONEY YO DICK LIKE A NUGGET IM SITTING HERE JACKING OFF BALLS DEEP IN A BUCKET IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GIRTH MY DICK AINT VERY HIGH LOOKS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKIN APPLE PIE YOU BETTER NOT FUCK WITH MY LACK OF DICK HEIGHT I'LL GIVE IT THREE STROKES PAINT YOUR HOUSE WHITE MAKE YOUR BITCH MACE WINDU EPISODE TWO GIVE ME HEAD IM BOBA FETT MY HOOD CHODE CITY WHERE IT ONLY RAINS PAPER SHORT FAT BUILDINGS NO SKYSCRAPER WE DONT NEED TO TOUCH THE SKY I'MA STOMP THE GROUND BRING IT DOWN WHIP MY CHODE OUT AND STRETCH THIS GUYS PUSSY IAN MY COCK IS FAT WHATCHA KNOW ABOUT THAT RIP A HOLE IN MY CONDOM AND SPREAD MY SPLAT GET YOUR ASS PREGNANT GET A CLOTHES HANGER BITCH RIP THAT LITTLE NIGGA OUT AND THROW IT IN A DITCH YES IM TALKING ABOUT ABORTION AND IMA HIT THAT AGAIN TOMORROW CUZ IM A MASTER OF FUCKING ASS EXTORTION YALL DIDN'T KNOW I ROLL LIKE THAT BUT THATS CHODE LIFE BABY KEEP IT SHORT AND FAT GRUNT WALLACE I AINT GOT A CHODE SO I AINT ABOUT THAT LIFE DICK SO BIG CUTTING HOES LIKE BUTCHER KNIFE I'LL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND I'LL SMANG YOUR WIFE BITCH NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHORUS: GOT THAT CHODE LIFE (X2) YOU BETTER BE ABOUT IT BITCH DONT BEND OVER CAUSE YOU GON TAKE IT ALL
Views: 3481 Taykwuan Jackson
TEE GRIZZLEY - TOO LIT
 
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☠ SUPPORT TEE GRIZZLEY: https://twitter.com/Tee_Grizzley https://www.instagram.com/tee_grizzley/ DO NOT FORGOT TO SHOW ME SOME LOVE! ☠ SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRsGQ244ZdQ3HwBN6iZOAag ☠ FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/CHAMPlaDECEASED ☠ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/CHAMPIONlaDECEASED/?modal=admin_todo_tour ☠ There is no copyright infringement intended with the upload of this song or picture. ☠ LYRICS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Chorus] While everybody talkin' down, I'm up, bitch I ain't goin' broke, I'm stuck rich (oh, I'm stuck) Call your bitch, like, pull up and do that one shit (pull up) Talk to her while I fuck, make her cum quick (you like that) AP, new freezer, I'm too lit (I'm lit) All my haters need a hospital, they too sick (them niggas too sick) I put my chains in the freezer, they too lit (they icy) Somebody get them boys a hospital, they too sick [Verse] If a nigga talk crazy, hit that kill switch (go get it) How you hate a nigga that do all real shit (real nigga) My lil' brother comin' home to a mil' ticket (welcome home) The people get me in that room, I ain't gon' spill shit All the real bitches think I'm heaven sent (heaven sent) My lil neph' growin' up, he turned 11 quick But he can't drink none of this pop because it's medicine I had to get rid of my .40, that bitch evidence How Tee a gangsta? He stole laptops After First Day Out got down, he ain't gon' be back hot Don't think I'm gangsta when you see, test it, watch this MAC pop In that drop-head, tell my haters suck a fat cock I ain't good at sellin' drugs, I done tried it (I tried it) I'm too lazy for scales, bitch, I tried it (I done tried it) I got rich off tellin' stories how my life went (real shit) Bring the loyalty, one hundred, bitch, we locked in (real shit) In that cell musty, couldn't believe myself (God damn) Lawyer wasn't doin' shit, I had to free myself (nigga fired him) Pops left the world earlier, had to teach myself (RIP) Niggas out here lookin' crazy, they should see theyself (niggas crazy) I know bro would give me half if I needed it Bro cool but that boy'll turn demon quick 'Cause, when it's beef, make sure you don't sleep on that (What up Beau) My dawg tried to line me up, he think I'm sleep on that While you niggas talkin' down, I'm up, bitch (bitch I'm up) I ain't goin' back broke, I'm stuck rich (hey, we stuck) He tried to hide her but I still hit that dumb bitch (dumb bitch) One night and then I'm done with that punk bitch (bitch get outta here) Only one of me but ho, I'm doublin' I put his mans in the morgue, I know he double sick Ask about me in the clubs, nigga, I double tip I'm runnin' shit, whoever don't like it, suck a dick (big money) Bitch, when you see a boss keep twerkin' (keep twerkin') Keep doin' that and you gon' be my next purchase (yeah) 60 racks to NZ for this choker, I can merch it (yeah) Ass so soft, titties right, you perfect (yeah) Pussy so wet it make waves, we surfin' (hol' up) Nigga in your DM three times, he thirsty (thirsty) Used to be broke, catchin' buses, I was bummin' Now when bitches see me out they like, "It's a husband" (it's a husband) Girl don't thank for that cash, it's just money (it's just money) Don't even thank me for that bag, it ain't nothin' (it ain't nothin') He don't buy bags, who he foolin'? That nigga bag little, he ain't tryna blow through it (haha) You got a table full of niggas but it's one plate (it's only one plate?) I don't even fuck with Unk and even old Ye' (hoe ass nigga) This old nigga told me, boy, you should love hate 'Cause nigga you wouldn't be poppin' if they wasn't hatin' Hold up, when I was broke I never blamed God (thank you Lord) That's why every back end, I thank God (God I love you) They said I wouldn't make it but they ain't God (they just talkin') That's why I say, "Ain't it a blessing," gotta claim God (Ain't it a blessing) [Chorus] And while you niggas talkin' down, I'm up, bitch I ain't goin' broke, I'm stuck rich Call your bitch, like, pull up and do that one shit (bitch pull up) Talk to her while I fuck, make her cum quick AP, new freezer, I'm too lit (lit) All my haters need a hospital, they too sick (sick) I put my chains in the freezer, they too lit (them bitches lit) I put his mans in a hospital, he too sick (them niggas sick) While you niggas talkin' down, I'm up, bitch (yeah we up) I ain't goin' broke, I'm stuck rich (yeah we stuck) Call your bitch, like, pull up and do that one shit (hey pull up) Talk to her while I fuck, make her cum quick AP, new freezer, I'm too lit (too lit) All my haters need a hospital, they too sick (too sick) Put my chains in the freezer, they too lit (they too lit) I put his mans in a hospital, he too sick (they too sick)
Views: 1030 CHAMPION la DECEASED
Auburn Coach Wife Kristi Malzahn Agrees with Match & eHarmony: Men are Jerks
 
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My advice is this: Settle! That's right. Don't worry about passion or intense connection. Don't nix a guy based on his annoying habit of yelling "Bravo!" in movie theaters. Overlook his halitosis or abysmal sense of aesthetics. Because if you want to have the infrastructure in place to have a family, settling is the way to go. Based on my observations, in fact, settling will probably make you happier in the long run, since many of those who marry with great expectations become more disillusioned with each passing year. (It's hard to maintain that level of zing when the conversation morphs into discussions about who's changing the diapers or balancing the checkbook.) Obviously, I wasn't always an advocate of settling. In fact, it took not settling to make me realize that settling is the better option, and even though settling is a rampant phenomenon, talking about it in a positive light makes people profoundly uncomfortable. Whenever I make the case for settling, people look at me with creased brows of disapproval or frowns of disappointment, the way a child might look at an older sibling who just informed her that Jerry's Kids aren't going to walk, even if you send them money. It's not only politically incorrect to get behind settling, it's downright un-American. Our culture tells us to keep our eyes on the prize (while our mothers, who know better, tell us not to be so picky), and the theme of holding out for true love (whatever that is—look at the divorce rate) permeates our collective mentality. Even situation comedies, starting in the 1970s with The Mary Tyler Moore Show and going all the way to Friends, feature endearing single women in the dating trenches, and there's supposed to be something romantic and even heroic about their search for true love. Of course, the crucial difference is that, whereas the earlier series begins after Mary has been jilted by her fiancé, the more modern-day Friends opens as Rachel Green leaves her nice-guy orthodontist fiancé at the altar simply because she isn't feeling it. But either way, in episode after episode, as both women continue to be unlucky in love, settling starts to look pretty darn appealing. Mary is supposed to be contentedly independent and fulfilled by her newsroom family, but in fact her life seems lonely. Are we to assume that at the end of the series, Mary, by then in her late 30s, found her soul mate after the lights in the newsroom went out and her work family was disbanded? If her experience was anything like mine or that of my single friends, it's unlikely. And while Rachel and her supposed soul mate, Ross, finally get together (for the umpteenth time) in the finale of Friends, do we feel confident that she'll be happier with Ross than she would have been had she settled down with Barry, the orthodontist, 10 years earlier? She and Ross have passion but have never had long-term stability, and the fireworks she experiences with him but not with Barry might actually turn out to be a liability, given how many times their relationship has already gone up in flames. It's equally questionable whether Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw, who cheated on her kindhearted and generous boyfriend, Aidan, only to end up with the more exciting but self-absorbed Mr. Big, will be better off in the framework of marriage and family. (Some time after the breakup, when Carrie ran into Aidan on the street, he was carrying his infant in a Baby Björn. Can anyone imagine Mr. Big walking around with a Björn?)
Views: 211263 Shari Wing
SUCK MY WHOLE COCK WEST ALLIS
 
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Infamous Word exchange between moped gang Leader minding his own business driving in the correct lane and a trashy west allis car guy driving a big truck who gets a mouthful
Views: 1929 RealDadShit
Elsa singing I want your cock on Chatroulette
 
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Elsa loves some cock. Especially on Chatroulette at 3am.
Views: 1691 TheFamilyGuys
Dick
 
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Sick
Views: 182 Gracelyn Massender
Laffy Taffy (Remix) - D4L Feat. Busta (+ Lyrics)
 
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I have no rights to music, lyrics, or pictures - just wanted to share this rap classic with the youtube community. LYRICS Hey, Hey Yeah Hey Well you know What It's Busta Rhymes and D4L in this motherfucker, fo' sho' The remix, the remix Ay Ayo I heard a couple of niggaz been tryin to take the dance y'all nigga created from y'all and shit it's funny tho I rather see that bitches do it Here we go [Verse 1] I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick I wanna (dun dun dunt)(oh) Cause you so thick Girls call me Jolly Rancher Cause I stay so hard You can suck me for a long time (Oh my God!) Girl this ain't no dance flo' This a candy sto' And I'm really geeked up And I got mo' dro' I wop? I roll It's all I know It's the summer time But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh) Gone get loose (oh) Gone get low (oh) Don't be shy Hoe I'm Faybo (oh) I know you wanna ride You a star and it shows (well tell 'em, damn whassup, whassup let's go, let's go, let's go) [Chorus: repeat 2X] Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy (candy girl) That laffy taffy [Stoney] Mr. Chocolate Chocolate lookin for who choppin it Shake yo laffy taffy and I like the way she droppin it Big ol ass I see ya ho Put her in a video xxx flick and we filmed it at the studio Aww shit there she go, dancin nasty on the flo' Po' the Grey Goose bottle right up in her booty hole Ain't neva seen that before look at how she doin it Leep the camera rollin because she about to start chewin it [Shawty Lo] I run the candy store And I got mo sugah than Trick and Cee-Lo If ya got a sweet tooth girl I got ya flavor You can have it yo way either Now or Later My chico stick is a real Lifesaver And I feed 'em Lil' Debbies cause I ain't gone cake 'em It's Lo, Fabo bust a move then stunt When I came up in the club and you know what we want [Chorus] [Mook B] Say baby girl Ay what you gon' do I got a hundred ones I wanna po' on you Just keep that ass shakin' And I keep tippin' you While I sit back like a playa And sip that grey goose Feelin' all loose Cause girl you on yo job You got my dick hard The way you touch them toes Workin' them micros On the stilletos You made it skeet skeet skeet Like a water hose (candy girl) Got me goin' in my pocket pullin' out mo' dough Let the waitress know I need to order, five hundred mo' You best believe later on we headed to the mo' So gone and pack them bags And let's motherfuckin' go I'm waitin' on yo fine ass At the front do' Girl, you don't know I'ma toss the laffy taffy Toss it, flip it, and slap it Bust a couple of nuts And get right back at it [Busta Rhymes] Shawty you can get up in my whip and you can bring a couple of ya friends Make sure their waist small with a bubble big ol ass Where they need a lil help just to get in my bed Where they can spread it wide open and suck on my Lemonhead Now spread that ass a lil bit more let me get up in the coochie hole Now how many licks does it take to get up in the center of my Tootsie Roll Now tell me mami I'm a watch now do ya lil low drop Come and do it again Charleston Chew up on my Blow Pop I love 'em thick and stallion and stat niggaz know the answer Horseback bowlegged bitches like a Jolly Rancher Said chick come talk to a nigga real quick Get in my phantom backseat let me give you that Chico Stick The way I give it to her shorty know that I'm a make it cream While she be playin with my balls or Boston Baked Beans now Baby bounce dat ass and shake it all around until it slap me And show you with a thousand singles shake yo laffy taffy
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