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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001
 
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Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop. In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran) About Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. But when the dopey duo learn that they’ve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bob’s raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters. Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax: Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content. Connect with Miramax Online: Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQ Follow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramax Follow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/ Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/ Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/ Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001 http://www.youtube.com/Miramax
Views: 279375 Miramax
CS:GO moments that are actually funny
 
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Views: 8915598 Fitz
Asian Jake Paul (feat. Boyinaband) *DISS TRACK*
 
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Jake Paul content cop. I'm glad you guys suggested it. Thank you. DOWNLOAD ON ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/asian-jake-paul-feat-boyinaband/id1291771866?i=1291771868 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/album/2y6Sp6TYrygwLNpeU0xMju SHEEP MERCH: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/idubbbz/ MY GHOSTWRITER: https://www.youtube.com/user/wwwboyinabandcom INSIDE THE DISS TRACK STUDIO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4KSZ1LLM-I ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bukzXzsG77o THE PEOPLE WHO HELPED ME: Anisaj: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCnL9i3G8vnbQ6mR1DBqvRA H3H3: https://www.youtube.com/user/h3h3Productions JacksFilms: https://www.youtube.com/user/jacksfilms Internet Comment Etiquette w/ Erik: https://www.youtube.com/user/commentiquette Ali the Cabbage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxtI7DyGJwUnAOywPSvf2OQ Pewdiepie: https://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie Sivemorten: https://twitter.com/sivemorten howtobasic: https://www.youtube.com/user/HowToBasic __ SUBSCRIBE ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-tsNNJ3yIW98MtPH6PWFAQ?sub_confirmation=1 Main Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/user/iDubbbzTV Second Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-tsNNJ3yIW98MtPH6PWFAQ Gaming Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVhfFXNY0z3-mbrTh1OYRXA Website ► http://www.idubbbz.com/ Instagram ► https://instagram.com/idubbbz/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Idubbbz Facebook ► http://www.facebook.com/IDubbbz Twitch ► http://www.twitch.tv/idubbbz _
Views: 65458149 iDubbbzTV2
New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
 
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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks your cock all at the same time. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Views: 2609980 The Onion
Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak (Official Video)
 
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For the single, "Lemme Freak". Available Now! iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/mefjtcb http://lildicky.com/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Directed by Tony Yacenda Produced by Jim Cummings www.woodheadentertainment.com www.tonyyacenda.com Starring Jenna Lyng http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3748060/ Cinematography by Alan Gwizdowski www.gwizphoto.com Production Design by Charlie Textor Edited by Brian Vannucci VFX by Brandon Sachs http://www.brandonsachs.com Color by Sean Wells Co-starring Deforrest Taylor - Bartender Amy Vorpahl and Katarina Hughes - Girl’s friends Mixed and mastered by Claudio Cueni Engineered by Dave Gulik, Jingle Punks Beat: "Seven" by OC Official music video by Lil Dicky performing Lemme Freak. 2014 Dirty Burd Inc
Views: 73324840 LilDickyVEVO
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long (Official Video)
 
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Strap yourself in for the most thundering AC/DC tracks! Listen to the playlist now: https://ACDC.lnk.to/AreYouReadyYA!ysmanl Back in Black Buy/Listen - https://lnk.to/backinblack!ysmanl About the album: Back in Black is the seventh studio album by Australian rock band AC/DC. Produced by Robert John "Mutt" Lange, the album was released on July 25, 1980 by Albert Productions and Atlantic Records. Their sixth international release, Back in Black was an unprecedented success: it has sold an estimated 50 million copies worldwide. Its enormous sales figures have made it the second-highest-selling album in history. The band supported the album with a yearlong world tour, cementing them among the most popular music acts of the early 1980s. Follow AC/DC: Spotify - https://lnk.to/backinblackSI!ysmanl Facebook - https://lnk.to/backinblackFI!ysmanl Twitter - https://lnk.to/backinblackTI!ysmanl Instagram - https://lnk.to/backinblackII!ysmanl Website - https://lnk.to/backinblackWI!ysmanl #ACDC #YouShookMeAllNightLong #vevo #rockandroll #vevoofficial
Views: 123826019 acdcVEVO
A$AP Ferg - Shabba ft. A$AP ROCKY (Official Video) (Explicit)
 
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TRAP LORD AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE: http://smarturl.it/TrapLord?IQid=yt Download “Shabba” ft. A$AP Rocky: http://smarturl.it/Shabba?IQid=yt Follow Ferg: http://www.asapferg.com/ https://www.facebook.com/asapfergofficial https://twitter.com/ASAPferg Directed by Andrew Hines Music video by A$AP Ferg feat. A$AP Rocky performing Shabba. (C) 2013 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment #ASAPFerg #Shabba #Vevo #Rap #OfficialMusicVideo #ASAPRocky
Views: 83985615 asapfergVEVO
It's Everyday? No. (Jake Paul reaction)
 
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BUY OUR SONG ON ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/keep-ya-dick-fat-single/id1247652417 Keep Ya D*ck Fat - Tiny Meat Gang (Prod. Cody Ko): https://soundcloud.com/cody-ko/keep-ya-dick-fat-tiny-meat-gang Thanks for watching. I'll talk about how we made this song in like 4 hours on my podcast next week. Subscribe to that channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr2YGSi6k38GdeVzwXpbmmw Or it's on iTunes: http://insanelychillpodcast.com NOEL'S IG: http://instagram.com/thenoelmiller NOEL'S TWITTER: http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller NOEL'S CHANNEL: http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller SUBSCRIBE▶︎ ▶︎ http://bit.ly/sub2codyko MY EP ▶︎ ▶︎ https://song.link/album/us/i/1324709770 PODCAST ▶︎ ▶︎ http://patreon.com/tinymeatgang OTHER PODCAST ▶︎ ▶︎ https://www.youtube.com/insanelychill MERCH ▶︎ ▶︎ https://fanjoy.co/codyko PO BOX 333 Washington Blvd. #7 Marina Del Rey, CA 90292 BOOK ME ON CAMEO ▶︎ ▶︎ http://bookcameo.com/codyko INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/codyko TWITTER: http://twitter.com/codyko SNAPCHAT: codyko MY CAMERA: https://goo.gl/7tlf3X MY LENS: https://goo.gl/zDFGwA MY WIDE ANGLE LENS: https://goo.gl/EkBciF MY MIC: https://goo.gl/ovJcpM MY OTHER MIC: https://goo.gl/AGQoUa MY VLOG CAMERA: https://goo.gl/9Dc44p Get free rides on uber here: https://www.uber.com/invite/o59kv Business Inquiries Only: [email protected] CODY KO is an actor/comedian/YouTuber/podcaster/soundcloud rapper/internet badboy based in Venice, CA. He speaks in several podcasts and makes comedy videos on YouTube, some of his most popular videos being his commentary on funny things he finds on Instagram. It's Everyday? No. (Jake Paul reaction) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVX5T5R6STE Cody Ko https://www.youtube.com/codyko69
Views: 2885814 Cody Ko
TRY NOT TO LAUGH | Tiffany Haddish | Stand-Up Comedy
 
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Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip) has been performing at the Laugh Factory since she was a teenager in comedy camp. Try Not To Laugh at her stand-up over the years. See a LIVE SHOW at the Hollywood Laugh Factory! BUY TICKETS: https://goo.gl/WAFQKB Follow Laugh Factory: Facebook: http://bit.ly/LaughFactoryFB Instagram: http://bit.ly/LaughFactoryIG Twitter: http://bit.ly/LaughFactoryTW Official Website: http://www.laughfactory.com/ Tell us what you thought in the comments. Please click thumbs up and add this video to your favorites if you LOL'd.
Views: 4846181 Laugh Factory
Kim Kardashian VMA Pregnant Fat Shaming Is Disgusting
 
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When women get pregnant they tend to gain weight, but now there is a trend to fat shame women who are expecting. Kim Kardashian experienced this trend after her appearance at MTV’s Video Music Awards. People created memes mocking her size and her outfit. It didn’t stop there as media outlets jumped in on the fun and put those meme’s together for everyone to view. Ana Kasparian (The Point), John Iadarola (Think Tank), Jimmy Dore (The Jimmy Dore Show) hosts of The Young Turks discuss. Do you think the pregnant fat shaming of Kim Kardashian is fair given her fame? Or should we shame sites like Buzzfeed for promoting this kind of behavior? Let us know in the comments below. Read more here: http://www.styleite.com/news/the-internet-compares-kim-kardashian-to-a-centaur-and-further-proves-people-suck/ "Kim Kardashian is no stranger to the internet haters who unfortunately cannot get enough of her pregnancy body. After attending last night’s VMA’s in a sophisticatedly sexy dark gold Balmain dress that hugged her curves, the trolls of Reddit began slamming her with fat-shaming comments and disgusting photo comparisons, likening her silhouette to a centaur, Danny DeVito as The Penguin from Batman Returns, and the Dick Butt meme." ********** The Young Turks August 31, 2015 Hour 2 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY Kim Kardashian VMA Pregnant Fat Shaming Is Disgusting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGd4NR6aTw0&index=1&list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY Amal Clooney: Human Rights Superstar Or Just An Actor’s Wife? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFgP_v45Yk&index=2&list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY The Slavery Video Game No One Ever Wanted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tTaX66jH84&index=3&list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY NYPD: Would You like A Receipt For Your Stop And Frisk? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEbo_LW_OsI&index=4&list=PLTpcK80irdQhv7_rcsO1ldmaYqd1IMAlY ********** The Largest Online News Show in the World. Hosted by Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian. LIVE STREAMING weekdays 6-8pm ET. Young Turk (n), 1. Young progressive or insurgent member of an institution, movement, or political party. 2. Young person who rebels against authority or societal expectations. (American Heritage Dictionary) ********** Get The Young Turks​ Mobile App Today! Download the iOS version here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-young-turks/id412793195?ls=1&mt=8 Download the Android version here: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tyt
Views: 199486 The Young Turks
Tyga - Ice Cream Man
 
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For the mixtape, "Fuk Wat They Talkin Bout". iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/fuk-wat-they-talkin-bout/id1033246814?at=1001l3Iq Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Tyga_Fuk_Wat_They_Talkin_Bout?id=Bx7immx24iu5ozxqnwmcbqrerre&PAffiliateID=1101l3z7 Official music video by Tyga performing Ice Cream Man. 2015 Last Kings Music http://vevo.ly/RUveYN
Views: 23998267 TygaVEVO
Kanye West & Lil Pump ft. Adele Givens - "I Love It" (Official Music Video)
 
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Download/Stream "I Love It" here: https://KanyeWestLilPump.lnk.to/ILoveIt Lil Pump + Lil Skies tour tickets on sale now! https://unhappy.com/pages/tour-2 Lil Pump's Clothing Brand ► https://unhappy.com ► Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhappystore Follow Lil Pump: Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilpump Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilpump Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lilpumpofficial Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lilpump Follow Kanye West: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kanyewest Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kanyewest Song: "I Love It" Artist: Kanye West and Lil Pump ft. Adele Givens Record Labels: Warner Bros Records / Tha Lights Global & Def Jam Music Group Directed by Kanye West & Amanda Adelson Executive Producer: Spike Jonze Producer: Kathleen Heffernan Co- Producer: Laura Klein Production Company: Operator Director of Photography: Sam Levy & Jason McCormick Production Designer: Tino Schaedler Costume Designer: Renelou Pandora Hair: Marcia Hines & Kristin Heitkotter Makeup: Jo Baker & Jennifer Hanching Editor: Jeff Buchanan Assistant Editor: Bye Dillon Stoneburner Color: Beau Leon, Framestore VFX: Gloria FX Booking/Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Views: 423172844 Lil pump
Ultimate King Bach Compilation 2017 (w/Titles) Best King Bach Instagram Videos - Co Viners
 
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Here is The Best King Bach Compilation of 2017 With The Funniest Instagram Videos, Enjoy it :) Please don't forget to Like,Share and Subscribe to our Channel For more funny vines check the links below,there you will find Best Viners of 2017 Music Mostly Provided By: Kevin Mcleod at http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html
Views: 6873432 Co Viners
Post Malone - Too Young
 
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Post Malone "Too Young" (Official Video) Available Now! http://republicrec.co/PostMaloneTooYoung?IQid=TooYoungMain.YTdesc Share/Stream “Too Young”: https://open.spotify.com/album/17Pjed9Gc8dwoICshV2LVK Connect with Post Malone: https://instagram.com/postmalone https://twitter.com/PostMalone https://www.facebook.com/PostMalone3 Music video by Post Malone performing Too Young. © 2015 Republic Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc. http://vevo.ly/wwc7BF Best of Post Malone: https://goo.gl/PNSRXq Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/6a7snu
Views: 110022704 PostMaloneVEVO
TRY NOT TO LAUGH (CS:GO)
 
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Views: 7533959 Fitz
Notorious Big Feat lil kim Another
 
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[Biggie] Yeah... fuck you [Lil Kim] Fuck you too! [B.I.G.] Fuck you bitch [Lil Kim] Fuck you motherfucker [B.I.G.] You ain't shit anyway, fuck you [Lil Kim] You ain't shit, you fat motherfucker [B.I.G.] Yeah, whatever whatever [Lil Kim] Whatevah [B.I.G.] You wasn't sayin that when you was suckin my dick [Lil Kim] You wasn't sayin that when you was eatin my pussy! You a nasty motherfucker! [B.I.G.] Check it, uhh [Lil Kim] Crab ass [Chorus One: B.I.G.] What do ya do when yo' bitch is untrue? You cut that hooker off and find someone new I need another bitch (another bitch), in my life [Verse One: Notorious B.I.G.] Uh-huh, uhh, uhh I know he don't treat you like I treat you Time to explain the game you see through Sex is lethal, I ain't gon lie Means to get ya back, I ain't gon try Like this ya'll, my girl sucked anotha nigga dick y'all Light skinned with the chrome die six y'all Thought they was creepin, two trips to V-A every third weekend While you was sleepin, he hit you on the box Sixty-nine go non-stop Shoulda left ya then, but my heart said not You knew too much, the relationship grew too much You knew about the crack vials, means to be trialed Way I hid dough under the bathroom towel Waited for a while, thought you was my right thing Then things got frightening Peep the scene, sorta like Sam Rosten Guess you ginger, huh, go figure Never thought you could be a gold digger Take my dough and spend with the next nigga Asked my man Trigga, my ace boom coon Told me cut the bitch off 'fore the shit balloon Now I'm like Brandy, Sittin In My Room Pissy drunk listenin to Stylistic tunes Or the O-Jays, thinkin bout the old days My nigga's like, fuck that bitch, go play Baller, did she beep you? Don't call her Guess who I seen, that freak bitch Paula She was askin bout ya whereabouts Here's the digits, I know you can wear that out Tear that out the frame, ya game so tight You'll be all fuckin night [Chorus Two: Lil Kim] What do ya do when your man is untrue? Do you cut the sucker off and find someone new? I need another man, in my life [Verse Two: Lil Kim] Mmm, uhhh, uhhh! Member when you said you would die for me, shit All of that was just lies to me Motherfucker shoulda never said bye to me Now you cry for me, like Jodeci It's like that y'all, my nigga hit another bitch from the back y'all Black nasty and matter fact ya'll Shoulda seen the hoe, nigga pack ya shit You out the door, ohh What about the fight in the Mirage? I seen ya Benz, parked outside my sister's garage Said it was ya friend Rog, bullshit I ain't gonna keep puttin up wit the bullshit And still I, never sweat these bitches Who be hanged like plaques on the wall and ya pictures Scalin fishes, my love is concrete Stashin ya heat in the passenger seat of the Nautica Jeep, we've been down for so long Still a bitch like me tryin to hold on Teary eyed, damn a bitch steamin Girls steady screamin, 'Kim you need to leave him!' When I testified in court, couldn't think straight thinkin bout the bitches I fought over you, nigga half the shit you bought And fuck you, movin is my last resort You see nine outta ten niggaz, ain't shit One outta five niggaz suck a dick Ya mad at me, too bad she ain't as bad as me Choulda kept the freak bitch off my canape Now you see, ain't no pussy warm as mine Long as mine, ain't no love as strong as this When I sucked ya dick, it's like smokin a roach Uhh, I go from first class to coach [Chorus One, Chorus Two, Chorus One, Chorus Two] ***DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS SONG NO INFRINGEMENT INTENDED***
Views: 176893 Mz Chris
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
 
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Views: 850242357 NickiMinajAtVEVO
The Honest Gold Digger
 
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Anfisa and Jorge are a modern day love story that will not soon be forgotten. Thank you TLC for the educational content. TEDDY FRESH...http://teddyfresh.com MERCH....http://h3h3shop.com Huge thanks to ya boy Ramzoid for the amazing h3h3 remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrKiJxaDuOg
Views: 7393723 h3h3Productions
Alex sucks cock
 
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Views: 129 MFY Skillz
Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
 
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Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard". Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Directed By - Mickey Finnegan www.mickeyfinnegan.com twitter.com/mickeyfinnegan Produced By - Jenn Khoe Cinematography By - Robert Lam www.bobbydp.com Edited By - Kane Richardson www.scrypictures.com Animation By - Simon Chan www.scrypictures.com Lyrics - Verse 1 Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of bill nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- Bill nye theme song now im getting hungry than a muthafucka put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 whered I put that honey mustard lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week. How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask jeeves go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is fucked... Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high Verse 2 now im freakin out up in this bitch cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff so I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cuz the weed in you beating you then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something that pretty girl im humping becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother or some other fucking disgusting person ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man im high as fuckkkk Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high verse 3 rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry in her video the whole world's made of candy damn...I aint even got no candy so now at the fucking c store where ya man be torn than a mafucka peanut eminems or a twix cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier homeland, Nazir! s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street gotta wait until that muthafucka's green now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex crafted a long text, took about an hour took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up. This sucks im high as fuck. Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high outtro Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below) https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/game/id261727947 He sampled Mala, changes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/mala/id26485637 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 25624539 Lil Dicky
Lil Yachty - BOOM! (Official Music Video) ft. Ugly God
 
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Buy + stream Lil Boat 2: https://Yachty.lnk.to/LB2 Directed & Edited by Glassface (@glassface) Concept by Lil Yachty Lil Yachty online: https://www.lilyachty.com http://instagram.com/lilyachty https://twitter.com/lilyachty https://www.facebook.com/lilyachtysai... Get exclusive GIFS of Lil Yachty from this video + more @ http://giphy.com/lilyachty (C) 2018 Quality Control Music, Capitol Records and Motown Records Music video by Lil Yachty performing BOOM!. © 2018 Quality Control Music, LLC and UMG Recordings, Inc. http://vevo.ly/mG2tfe #LilYachty #BOOM #Vevo #HipHop #OfficialMusicVideo #UglyGod
Views: 10220465 LilYachtyVEVO
YOU LAUGH , YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES ! * WARNING *
 
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Azzyland! - https://youtu.be/Ewf8nU6C-ss YOU could be in the video! Make me laugh! https://www.reddit.com/r/Kwebbelkop/ All the videos used for this! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tDRBb0apDg&list=PLp4ZnrFydDAMQZFo7Vv7REgoG7Pniilyq My Gear!: Microphone: https://amzn.to/2JcQcRY Monitor: https://amzn.to/2snWuET Mouse: https://amzn.to/2ITYMpo Keyboard: https://amzn.to/2xnduQv Headset: https://amzn.to/2JdDe6C Camera: https://amzn.to/2IRiS3s 2nd Camera: https://amzn.to/2xot12n YOU LAUGH , YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES ! * WARNING * Welcome back Kops! Today we are back with a brand new video , YOU LAUGH , YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES ! * WARNING *. If you enjoyed this video then don't forget to subscribe! Also make sure to drop a like for more amazing videos. Check out more videos over here!: Most recent video: https://goo.gl/o27A3q Most popular video: https://goo.gl/NQtfGr SUBSCRIBE: https://goo.gl/DZX9ir Check out My Friends!: • Jelly: https://goo.gl/w2433g • Slogoman: https://goo.gl/dSPx7S Outro Song: Can't Stop Won't Stop - Mighty & High https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPi3ZtReWBw Intro song: [Nu Disco] - Televisor - Neon [Monstercat Release] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew0By-5EL2g
Views: 11669441 Kwebbelkop
Reading Brutal Hate Comments In ASMR | Jeffree Star
 
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HEY EVERYONE... SHHHHH... Today I'm filming my first ever ASMR video!! If you don't know what that is, you are about to find out. I'm going to be reading brutal mean hate comments that I get here on YouTube from lovely strangers all over the world. Nathan also joins me to share some of our favorite sounds up close and personal.. I think it's important to remind everyone not to take life so serious... So take a hit and let's laugh together. I attempt to do my best Jeffree Star ASMR voice so buckle up and get your headphones ready! WANT MORE?? 🍔 Watch my TACOBELL MUKBANG feat. Trisha Paytas ▷ https://bit.ly/2w7amYf 💄*SHOP* THE NEW #JeffreeStarCosmetics ACCESSORIES ► https://bit.ly/2hP94cU *SHOP: http://www.jeffreestarcosmetics.com + FOLLOW MY BRAND ON Instagram: http://instagram.com/jeffreestarcosmetics +FOLLOW ME ON IG: http://instagram.com/jeffreestar + FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/JeffreeStar + SNAPCHAT: jeffreedahmer + TWITTER: @jeffreestar OUTFIT BY: Gucci WHAT'S ON MY LIPS: Jeffree Star Cosmetics "Mannequin" Liquid Lipstick w/KKW Beauty "Juicy" gloss on top WATCH MORE VIDEOS...................❤️ 🎀 WATCH MY PINK ROLLS ROYCE CAR TOUR ▷ https://bit.ly/2uG3iRw 🧡 REVIEWING THE NICKELODEON EYESHADOW PALETTE ► http://bit.ly/2EhnEB1 🔮 GUCCI MADE ME PINK CUSTOM LUGGAGE ► http://bit.ly/2DhuKVL 💄 RED HOT BLOOD SUGAR MAKEUP TUTORIAL ► http://bit.ly/2BzPHth
Views: 11807374 jeffreestar
BHAD BHABIE feat. Lil Yachty - "Gucci Flip Flops" (Official Music Video) | Danielle Bregoli
 
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BHAD BHABIE "Gucci Flip Flops" ft. Lil Yachty ⛵️ Official Music Video 🔥 STreAM NOW ⏯ http://Atlantic.lnk.to/gucciflipflops - Directed by Nicholaus Goossen 🎤✈️🚍 #BHANNEDINTHEUSA TOUR - MEET & GREET VIPs & TIX ON SALE NOW 🎟👋🏻🔥 ↘️➡️ https://bhadbhabie.com ⬅️↖️ Fri. 05/04 - Miami, FL - The Hanger Sat. 05/05 - Orlando, FL - The Beacham Sun. 05/06 - Atlanta, GA - Hell - Masquerade Tue. 05/08 - Washington, DC - Milkboy Arthouse Wed. 05/09 - New York, NY - SOBs Thu. 05/10 - Philadelphia, PA - Noto Fri. 05/11 - Boston, MA - Middle East Downstairs (Early Show) Sat. 05/12 - New Haven, CT - Toad's Place Mon. 05/14 - Toronto, ON Canada - Mod Club Tue. 05/15 - Chicago, IL - Bottom Lounge Wed. 05/16 - Detroit, MI - Shelter Fri. 05/18 - Indianapolis, IN - Emerson Theatre Tue. 05/22 - Denver, CO - Cervantes - Otherside Fri. 05/25 - Phoenix, AZ - Club Red Sat. 05/26 - San Diego, CA - SOMA Tue. 05/29 - San Francisco, CA - Slim's Wed. 05/30 - Sacramento, CA - Ace of Spades Fri. 06/01 - Portland, OR - Peter's Room Sat. 06/02 - Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory Sun. 06/03 - Seattle, WA - Nuemos Tue. 06/05 - Vancouver, BC - Venue Thu. 06/14 - Los Angeles, CA - The Roxy I'm going to Europe too biches 👅 Fri. 07/06 - Barcelona, Spain - Sala Razzmatazz Sat. 07/07 - Gräfenhainichen, Germany - Splash! Festival Sun. 07/08 - Liège, Belgium - Les Ardentes Mon. 07/09 - Paris, France - La Maroquinerle Wed. 07/11 - London, UK - O2 Islington Academy Thu. 07/12 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Melkweg Oude Zaal Fri. 07/13 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Hafnia Zoo
Views: 112954181 Bhad Bhabie
THE WORST CS:GO EXPERIENCE
 
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▸FOLLOW JOHN ON TWITCH: https://goo.gl/bQ9xms ▸SUBSCRIBE TO JAKE (The Rapper): https://goo.gl/RRLKvv ▸Check out Jake on Spotify: https://goo.gl/2sRo9L ➧ Merch: https://fitz.fanfiber.com/ FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE ▼ ➧ Discord server: https://discord.gg/fitz ♥ Twitter: https://twitter.com/GoodGuyFitz ♠ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fitz ♦ Steam Trade: http://bit.ly/29z973o ♣ Snapchat: GoodGuyFitz FRIENDS IN THE VIDEO ▼ ▸ RaccoonEggs: https://goo.gl/mmRr9x ▸ John: https://goo.gl/8CWqbE ▸ SwaggerSouls: https://goo.gl/CwWgxo ▸ SMii7Y: https://goo.gl/kdT0CD ▸ McCreamy: https://goo.gl/jZjuWQ ▸ Zuckles: https://goo.gl/s2DXAu Music ▼ ▸ Wii Shop Theme: https://goo.gl/YvuyNf ▸ Catmosphere - Candy-Coloured Sky: https://goo.gl/FX6SOz
Views: 6751345 Fitz
Hopsin - ILL MIND OF HOPSIN 5
 
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DOWNLOAD LINK!!!: http://bit.ly/LsIVVH https://www.facebook.com/hellohopsin https://www.twitter.com/hopsin Funk Volume https://www.myfunkvolume.com Hit the dudes up below for some dope videos. http://www.rpinkall.wordpress.com/videos/ + @ryan_pinkall http://www.wiresideproductions.com + @wiresideprod
Views: 103903991 Hopsintv
DBangz - Thick Niggas and Anime Tiddies (TRAPSTAR Exclusive - Official Audio)
 
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♫ DBangz - Thick Niggas and Anime ♫ Official Audio ♫ In 1080p! ♫ Drop a like for more songs by DBangz! 👍 💯Submit your original music for promotion!💯 https://www.trapstarexclusive.com/submissions ➯ Support DBangz! 🎶 Purchase/Stream this song 🎶 https://goo.gl/QRLs4S ⚠ Find DBangz on social media ⚠ 🐦Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildustmop 📸Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bootyeatingbandit/ 🙈Facebook: N/A This video was uploaded for promotional purposes only. No money has been accumulated from this video, and we have/share no ownership over the original song.
Views: 13929584 TRAPSTAR
ZAYN - Dusk Till Dawn ft. Sia (Official Music Video)
 
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ZAYN's "Dusk Till Dawn" ft. Sia on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/ZDTD/itunes?IQid=yt Stream/Add on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/ZDTD/spotify?IQid=yt Get it on Amazon Music: http://smarturl.it/ZDTD/amazon?IQid=yt Stream on Apple Music: http://smarturl.it/ZDTD/applemusic?IQid=yt Get it on Google Play: http://smarturl.it/ZDTD/googleplay?IQid=yt Stream on Deezer: http://smarturl.it/ZDTD/deezer?IQid=yt Follow ZAYN - Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ZAYN Twitter: https://twitter.com/zaynmalik Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/ZAYN Snapchat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/ZAYN YouTube Subscribe: http://smarturl.it/ZAYNxVEVO Spotify: http://smarturl.it/ZAYNSpotify Site: http://www.inZAYN.com #Zayn #DuskTillDawn #Vevo #Pop #OfficialMusicVideo
Views: 1150061483 ZaynVEVO
No Jumper feat Tay K & Blocboy JB - Hard (Official Music Video)
 
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Stream/Download - https://nojumper.lnk.to/HardAY - The first single from No Jumper Records gets a music video. Blocboy JB joins forces with Tay K for the "Hard" visual. Look for much more dropping soon Follow Tay K https://www.instagram.com/tayk47shawty/ https://twitter.com/tayk Follow Blocboy JB https://www.instagram.com/blocboy_jb https://twitter.com/blocboy_jb ---- CHECK OUT OUR NEW ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz  Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper and iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 and follow us on Social Media: http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper follow Adam22 as well: http://www.facebook.com/adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 and follow adam22hoe on Snapchat
Views: 21028788 No Jumper
Doja Cat - Go To Town (Official Video)
 
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Multi: http://smarturl.it/sGoToTown Amazon Music: http://smarturl.it/sGoToTown/az Itunes: http://smarturl.it/sGoToTown/itunes Apple Music: http://smarturl.it/sGoToTown/applemusic YouTube: http://smarturl.it/sGoToTown/youtube Spotify: http://smarturl.it/sGoToTown/spotify Soundcloud: http://smarturl.it/sGoToTown/soundcloud Follow Doja Cat: https://www.facebook.com/DojaCat https://www.instagram.com/dojacat/ http://www.dojacat.com/
Views: 11500862 dojacatVEVO
Rain drop. Drop top. Shrouds fat cock | Funny donation text to speech
 
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Like, comment, Subscribe if you enjoyed the video ;) Fund Me: http://igg.me/at/0StAeccvdCA Instagram - https://instagram.com/mr_maddogg Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/Mr_maddogg Twitch LiveStream - www.twitch.tv/mr_maddogg ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Views: 19348 MADDOGG
sterbawm
 
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ster bawm is a videeo gayme comedey rap albulm by emofaptor & ninga smex partey aka the gayme groomps Songs: -I choose you to suck dick -Luigi's big fat weewee -It's Dangerous to not use protection -Mega Menstruel Problems (Am I right fellas?) -Ryu Fucks Ken SOOO hard -Crasher Vagina -The Book of how to write a bad song -Sanic & Tails go on a date #Fanfic -Raging hard cock -Kirby at the abortion clinic -The Simple Premise of the Final Song In case you're wondering what the fuck is happening in this video, its all the songs from "Star Bomb" all being played at once.
Views: 389 timishott
Rappin' for Jesus
 
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I helped my pastor make this music video when I was in high school. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it! May the Lord bless and keep you. : ) EDIT: Hi guys! Boy the response to this video has been overwhelming! I'm excited and glad so many people got a kick out of it. If anyone wants to download the song they can get it hear: http://brianspinney.bandcamp.com/
Views: 50559184 Brian Spinney
DBangz - Thick Niggas and Anime Tiddies (TRAPSTAR Exclusive - Official Lyrics)
 
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♫ DBangz - Thick Niggas and Anime ♫ Official Lyrics ♫ In 1080p! ♫ Drop a like for more songs by DBangz! 👍 💯Submit your original music for promotion!💯 https://www.trapstarexclusive.com/submissions ➯ Support DBangz! 🎶 Purchase/Stream this song 🎶 https://goo.gl/QRLs4S ⚠ Find DBangz on social media ⚠ 🐦Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildustmop 📸Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bootyeatingbandit/ 🙈Facebook: N/A This video was uploaded for promotional purposes only. No money has been accumulated from this video, and we have/share no ownership over the original song.
Views: 3781804 TRAPSTAR
Granddad says "SPECIAL" message while sucking a strawberry lolly pop
 
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A random GRANDDAD SENT ME THIS PLEASE SOMEONE COME AND GET THERE GRANDDAD #Granddad eating a lolly pop #Granddad meme
Views: 417 Dust Bust
Firewall (Insane Demon 10☆) by Hinds
 
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(now, before I go on a huge rant about this level, allow me to address my actions. I know I said I would beat an extreme demon for the last level on my list but after thinking about it, I realised I wasn't ready for an extreme and this level proves that I'm not ready.) Right, here we go. The end of my list. This level was definitely the hardest on my list, it made Pyromaniac and Acropolis feel like Hexagon Force; as a matter of fact, I was going to say that this was harder than Necropolis but it just isn't, the main reason being that this is more consistent, not very, but still. The difficulty of the level is balanced quite well, evidence of that is that I don't even know what the hardest part of the level was. One way or another, this level drove me to fucking insanity, gave me multiple mental breakdowns, brought out the worst of me, made me rage more than a teenage girl who just broke up with her boyfriend, made me literally cry, made me feel depressed, gave me some severe hand pains, the cause of many trapped nerves and constant headaches, definitely the least enjoyment I have ever gotten out of a level both mentally and physically. My latest death was 86% and God I am fucking thankful that I didn't die to the quadruple spikes and the end. What makes this truly annoying is the wave parts and ship parts; the wave and ship parts are very hard for 60hz and these were the main cause of inconsistency. The second cube was also very annoying because those timings are a bit sketchy. However, this level uses a good part of a good song and overall looks quite good for a 2.0 level but the gameplay made me want to shove a 1,000°C spoon underneath my eyeball, gouge them out, eat them, shit them out and eat them again. Not at all recommended unless you're on 144hz because this level is just bad. The sad thing is that I got 86% in about 1.3k attempts and didn't get back there for another 1k attempts where I died at 82% somehow, followed up with some other deaths like 81% and 79%. Oh and this level is blinding; the wave at the start of the drop is set to players colours and if you use bright colours its blinding, but I found using light blue and white made it easier somehow. 73% can also suck my fat cock, bad straight fly, especially since it's near the end and the nerves start to kick in. This level was overall a horrendous experience that was quite frankly a waste of my time and not at all worth it. I'm probably going to ease up on the time I spend playing this game because my mental health can't handle it much longer. I'll be taking a break from demons for a little bit and just start tidying up my stats because the end is near. I might have missed a few things in this long description but it's not like many people read the full thing, thank you if you do. Since I wont be beating demons for a while, I probably won't be uploading for a while either because I don't feel the need to upload anything easier than a demon, but if I find a level I feel like uploading then I will. So yeah, list done, next step is tidying up my stats and then I can finally quit for good. :)
Views: 64 el3ctro1507
8Ball & MJG - Outfit [With Lyrics]
 
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Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it So Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Pull my dick out yo mouth now stick it back in Pull It out, look at it, now stick it back in Pimp JG pimp tight It's the return of the nigga with the big pipe I mean I lay it like a plumber with the magnum bone But all I wanted is me some dope and I'm gonna pass some moe So come on! Keep your clothes on open your jaw Suck a nigga dick, balls and all Black black white white Thick or petite Pretty face pretty hair I want some real pretty feet I'm straight from the gutta I don't' care what you think I hate it when a bitch act like her shit don't stink I'm smelling real good fresh hair clean sneakers Sucking on an altoid, game like a preacher Hat to the back all black that's the uniform I made this for bitches Wanna know what I'm gonna do for em Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it So Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I'm trying to prevent another talk show So with this outfit I'm trying to get some mouth hoe I'm on the go, baby look there ain't no stopping with us All I wanna do is plug your esophagus up They call me me MJG the incredible nigga Push it down your throat, baby lemme tickle your liver They gonna have to put you in the guiness book for real For being able to swallow a piece of the steel If you want to we can do it right here in the car Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com I got tint on my windows if it's light or is dark You can bob on my knob without being seen I'm a let the seat back and start smoking on some green. Mama if they gave out awards for giving head You gon be the big winner make all the bitches mad Sexy motherfucker dime piece if I was one of those Weak ass niggas I would marry you but no just... Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it So Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Get your hands out my pockets bitch Watch your friends After one outfit it starts and ends Don't think you can start getting cheese from me Cause I bought you a shirt and got it easily I'm what every young pimp nigga needs to be My whole life been a ride Give the keys to me Pimp tight MJ understand the facts Stop talking Give me head I'm the man at that I'm gonna give it to you straight Is you with it or not Keep it hot don't stop Make it stand up and pop Back stage at a show I was clearing my mind Smoking something sipping good Feeling oh so fine Pretty girls walking in trying to take a flick You young scout motherfuckers can you take a dick Smile for the camera, pose show your ass I like it when the good girls be acting bad. Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it I like the way you suck it suck it, lick it lick it So Suck a nigga dick for a outfit When you get through get out bitch
Views: 28396 Scewed Gols
Jennifer Lawrence ★ Hottest Tribute Ever!
 
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Jennifer Lawrence ★ Hottest Tribute Ever! Hot and funny Jennifer moments in mashup form. This video is part of a bigger one I've made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux_sKmfwUt4 but with extra footage, I hope you will like it. Enjoy!
Views: 2950545 EpicMashups
Merry F'ing Christmas - by Jesus and Santa
 
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Jesus and Santa rap about Christmas. And it gets awkward. SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/S9N4TS Support Joe Goes on Patreon: http://Patreon.com/JoeGoes Tweet it: http://bit.ly/OVtifo - Facebook it: http://on.fb.me/QuBMK4 Buy a T-shirt: http://bit.ly/MTFL3x New videos every Wednesday. Subscribe. Follow Joe on Twitter: http://Twitter.com/BadgeofShame Like Joe on Facebook: http://Facebook.com/BadgeofShame Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman - http://YouTube.com/SapheadPictures Featuring & Co-Written by Tommy Bechtold http://Twitter.com/TommyBechtold Next Wednesday: Joe Goes To SANTACON http://BadgeofShameComedy.com/ Lyrics: HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S YOUR BOY J.C. CHILLIN' WITH SANTA AND A CHRISTMAS TREE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY - SO IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN THE HOLIDAY SEASON HAS JUST BEGUN! HO, HO, HO, IT'S JOLLY SAINT NICK AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS YOU CAN SUCK MY D### I'M AN OLD ASS MAN. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD. NOW BE A GOOD BOY OR I'LL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD! WHOA, SANTA, THAT'S GETTING KINDA VIOLENT WHY DON'T WE SING ABOUT NIGHTS THAT ARE SILENT? I JUST WANT Y'ALL TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. SO SIT BACK, I'LL TURN WATER INTO WINE! WINE IS FOR CHILDREN, THAT'S SO LAME. I'D RATHER TURN SUGAR INTO F###ING COCAINE "I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." SHUT UP, JESUS! I JUST HUNG MISTLETOE ABOVE MY PENIS. SMOKIN' UP WITH BOWLS OF HOLLY I GOT A CARD - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR I'M GIVING EVERYONE WALL-E IT WAS ON SALE - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS SANTA'S ACTING KIND OF CRAZY I'M GETTING SCARED - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS MRS. CLAUS IS A PRETTY LADY "WATCH IT, JESUS!" SORRY. - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS NOW WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT MY DEER? YOU MIGHT NOTICE THAT SOME OF THEM AREN'T HERE. DASHER IS DEAD. PRANCER'S IN REHAB. DONNER AND BLITZEN BLEW UP IN A METH LAB! IT'S A SAD STORY. LET'S KEEP IT LIGHT AND TALK ABOUT RUDOLPH. "HE DIED LAST NIGHT." WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES THAT WORK IN YOUR SHOP? "THEY DON'T GET PAID AND I'LL KILL THEM IF THEY STOP!" OKAY, FINE. LET'S TALK ABOUT LOVE. ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BIG FAT HUG! "AND ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BRAND NEW YAMAKA. I'M SICK OF THIS S###, TIME TO CELEBRATE HANUKKAH! SANTA, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. "I JUST DID!" DON'T YOU LIKE COOKIES? "I HATE LITTLE KIDS!" COME ON, SANTA, YOU'RE MAKING THIS AWKWARD "DON'T CALL ME SANTA. CALL ME KRIS CLAUSBERG!" LET'S ALL HOPE THAT SANTA'S KIDDING "MAZEL TOV!" - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS LOOK, MY NEW DRADLE IS SPINNING. "THIS ISN'T HAPPENING." - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS WHAT IF I GIVE YOU SOME MONEY? "FINE, I'M BACK." MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS GOOD, NOW EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL "CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE!" - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS
Views: 73460 Joe Goes
TEE GRIZZLEY - TOO LIT
 
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☠ SUPPORT TEE GRIZZLEY: https://twitter.com/Tee_Grizzley https://www.instagram.com/tee_grizzley/ DO NOT FORGOT TO SHOW ME SOME LOVE! ☠ SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRsGQ244ZdQ3HwBN6iZOAag ☠ FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/CHAMPlaDECEASED ☠ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/CHAMPIONlaDECEASED/?modal=admin_todo_tour ☠ There is no copyright infringement intended with the upload of this song or picture. ☠ LYRICS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Chorus] While everybody talkin' down, I'm up, bitch I ain't goin' broke, I'm stuck rich (oh, I'm stuck) Call your bitch, like, pull up and do that one shit (pull up) Talk to her while I fuck, make her cum quick (you like that) AP, new freezer, I'm too lit (I'm lit) All my haters need a hospital, they too sick (them niggas too sick) I put my chains in the freezer, they too lit (they icy) Somebody get them boys a hospital, they too sick [Verse] If a nigga talk crazy, hit that kill switch (go get it) How you hate a nigga that do all real shit (real nigga) My lil' brother comin' home to a mil' ticket (welcome home) The people get me in that room, I ain't gon' spill shit All the real bitches think I'm heaven sent (heaven sent) My lil neph' growin' up, he turned 11 quick But he can't drink none of this pop because it's medicine I had to get rid of my .40, that bitch evidence How Tee a gangsta? He stole laptops After First Day Out got down, he ain't gon' be back hot Don't think I'm gangsta when you see, test it, watch this MAC pop In that drop-head, tell my haters suck a fat cock I ain't good at sellin' drugs, I done tried it (I tried it) I'm too lazy for scales, bitch, I tried it (I done tried it) I got rich off tellin' stories how my life went (real shit) Bring the loyalty, one hundred, bitch, we locked in (real shit) In that cell musty, couldn't believe myself (God damn) Lawyer wasn't doin' shit, I had to free myself (nigga fired him) Pops left the world earlier, had to teach myself (RIP) Niggas out here lookin' crazy, they should see theyself (niggas crazy) I know bro would give me half if I needed it Bro cool but that boy'll turn demon quick 'Cause, when it's beef, make sure you don't sleep on that (What up Beau) My dawg tried to line me up, he think I'm sleep on that While you niggas talkin' down, I'm up, bitch (bitch I'm up) I ain't goin' back broke, I'm stuck rich (hey, we stuck) He tried to hide her but I still hit that dumb bitch (dumb bitch) One night and then I'm done with that punk bitch (bitch get outta here) Only one of me but ho, I'm doublin' I put his mans in the morgue, I know he double sick Ask about me in the clubs, nigga, I double tip I'm runnin' shit, whoever don't like it, suck a dick (big money) Bitch, when you see a boss keep twerkin' (keep twerkin') Keep doin' that and you gon' be my next purchase (yeah) 60 racks to NZ for this choker, I can merch it (yeah) Ass so soft, titties right, you perfect (yeah) Pussy so wet it make waves, we surfin' (hol' up) Nigga in your DM three times, he thirsty (thirsty) Used to be broke, catchin' buses, I was bummin' Now when bitches see me out they like, "It's a husband" (it's a husband) Girl don't thank for that cash, it's just money (it's just money) Don't even thank me for that bag, it ain't nothin' (it ain't nothin') He don't buy bags, who he foolin'? That nigga bag little, he ain't tryna blow through it (haha) You got a table full of niggas but it's one plate (it's only one plate?) I don't even fuck with Unk and even old Ye' (hoe ass nigga) This old nigga told me, boy, you should love hate 'Cause nigga you wouldn't be poppin' if they wasn't hatin' Hold up, when I was broke I never blamed God (thank you Lord) That's why every back end, I thank God (God I love you) They said I wouldn't make it but they ain't God (they just talkin') That's why I say, "Ain't it a blessing," gotta claim God (Ain't it a blessing) [Chorus] And while you niggas talkin' down, I'm up, bitch I ain't goin' broke, I'm stuck rich Call your bitch, like, pull up and do that one shit (bitch pull up) Talk to her while I fuck, make her cum quick AP, new freezer, I'm too lit (lit) All my haters need a hospital, they too sick (sick) I put my chains in the freezer, they too lit (them bitches lit) I put his mans in a hospital, he too sick (them niggas sick) While you niggas talkin' down, I'm up, bitch (yeah we up) I ain't goin' broke, I'm stuck rich (yeah we stuck) Call your bitch, like, pull up and do that one shit (hey pull up) Talk to her while I fuck, make her cum quick AP, new freezer, I'm too lit (too lit) All my haters need a hospital, they too sick (too sick) Put my chains in the freezer, they too lit (they too lit) I put his mans in a hospital, he too sick (they too sick)
Laffy Taffy (Remix) - D4L Feat. Busta (+ Lyrics)
 
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I have no rights to music, lyrics, or pictures - just wanted to share this rap classic with the youtube community. LYRICS Hey, Hey Yeah Hey Well you know What It's Busta Rhymes and D4L in this motherfucker, fo' sho' The remix, the remix Ay Ayo I heard a couple of niggaz been tryin to take the dance y'all nigga created from y'all and shit it's funny tho I rather see that bitches do it Here we go [Verse 1] I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick I wanna (dun dun dunt)(oh) Cause you so thick Girls call me Jolly Rancher Cause I stay so hard You can suck me for a long time (Oh my God!) Girl this ain't no dance flo' This a candy sto' And I'm really geeked up And I got mo' dro' I wop? I roll It's all I know It's the summer time But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh) Gone get loose (oh) Gone get low (oh) Don't be shy Hoe I'm Faybo (oh) I know you wanna ride You a star and it shows (well tell 'em, damn whassup, whassup let's go, let's go, let's go) [Chorus: repeat 2X] Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy (candy girl) That laffy taffy [Stoney] Mr. Chocolate Chocolate lookin for who choppin it Shake yo laffy taffy and I like the way she droppin it Big ol ass I see ya ho Put her in a video xxx flick and we filmed it at the studio Aww shit there she go, dancin nasty on the flo' Po' the Grey Goose bottle right up in her booty hole Ain't neva seen that before look at how she doin it Leep the camera rollin because she about to start chewin it [Shawty Lo] I run the candy store And I got mo sugah than Trick and Cee-Lo If ya got a sweet tooth girl I got ya flavor You can have it yo way either Now or Later My chico stick is a real Lifesaver And I feed 'em Lil' Debbies cause I ain't gone cake 'em It's Lo, Fabo bust a move then stunt When I came up in the club and you know what we want [Chorus] [Mook B] Say baby girl Ay what you gon' do I got a hundred ones I wanna po' on you Just keep that ass shakin' And I keep tippin' you While I sit back like a playa And sip that grey goose Feelin' all loose Cause girl you on yo job You got my dick hard The way you touch them toes Workin' them micros On the stilletos You made it skeet skeet skeet Like a water hose (candy girl) Got me goin' in my pocket pullin' out mo' dough Let the waitress know I need to order, five hundred mo' You best believe later on we headed to the mo' So gone and pack them bags And let's motherfuckin' go I'm waitin' on yo fine ass At the front do' Girl, you don't know I'ma toss the laffy taffy Toss it, flip it, and slap it Bust a couple of nuts And get right back at it [Busta Rhymes] Shawty you can get up in my whip and you can bring a couple of ya friends Make sure their waist small with a bubble big ol ass Where they need a lil help just to get in my bed Where they can spread it wide open and suck on my Lemonhead Now spread that ass a lil bit more let me get up in the coochie hole Now how many licks does it take to get up in the center of my Tootsie Roll Now tell me mami I'm a watch now do ya lil low drop Come and do it again Charleston Chew up on my Blow Pop I love 'em thick and stallion and stat niggaz know the answer Horseback bowlegged bitches like a Jolly Rancher Said chick come talk to a nigga real quick Get in my phantom backseat let me give you that Chico Stick The way I give it to her shorty know that I'm a make it cream While she be playin with my balls or Boston Baked Beans now Baby bounce dat ass and shake it all around until it slap me And show you with a thousand singles shake yo laffy taffy
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pore sucker
 
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its a pore sucker and charli
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KEEP YA DICK FAT by TINY MEAT GANG
 
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video isnt mine, check out Cody Ko on youtube. LYRICS: Goddamn, everyday I eat a Philly cheese steak, cottage cheese, goddamn 25 pounds Chobani yogurt with peanut butter to fatten up my dick, let's go aye Eat a lot of food, keep ya dick fat, Eat a lot of food, keep ya dick fat Ain't no skinny penis we ain't with that Now keep ya dick fat Now keep ya dick fat Everyday I eat a ham sandwich Why? I got that tiny meat, I'm tryna change that She grindin on my jeans, but she ain't feeling jack That ain't my cell phone, bitch thats my ballsack AYE My meat too wide, AYE she let that slide AYE Them 7 grains, AYE make my dick gain 25 pounds every month, my shit could fill up a trunk This ain't no little peashooter girl, man this shit come with a pump Now get you pussy dumb (What?) Get you pussy dumb (What does that mean?) Get your pussy dumb bitch Get your pussy dumb Man this shit purple like lean Man this shit hulk and its mean All my box is green Tiny meat gang is my team Ayo, it's cody, ahahaha 280k flippin subs on youtube Man what you talkin bout flip And shut the fuck up stop rapping bout youtube that shit aint cool What is cool then? Eat a lot of food, keep ya dick fat, Eat a lot of food, keep ya dick fat Ain't no skinny penis we ain't with that Now keep ya dick fat Now keep ya dick fat I keep this dick fat Your chick is with that I got her up in the crib She cooking babyback She got that cookies and cream I call her shakeshack I got that Ihop dick She call me short stack AYE And i dont give a fuck about nothing Your girl in my kitchen and I know she cooking muffins Got that chode like dick that short fucking wide like a tree stump Girl but it aint about the size Right? Its about, like, how you use it, know what im saying? Anyways, jake paul you made your shit in one day we did this shit in 4 hours This is the song of the summer Watch out, watch out for this on the billboard charts bitch Keep ya dick fat Keep ya dick fat Every mothafucking day you keep ya dick fat Its every day bro Its every day bro Keep ya dick fat Keep ya dick fat _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ if you made it this far follow my insta: nationalgiographicc
Views: 36091 onion stalk
SUCK MY WHOLE COCK WEST ALLIS
 
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Infamous Word exchange between moped gang Leader minding his own business driving in the correct lane and a trashy west allis car guy driving a big truck who gets a mouthful
Views: 1631 RealDadShit
Dank Memes Vines Compilation SEPTEMBER 2016 YLYL || V1 Laugh to Death.MWV
 
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Here is the Ultimate Dank Memes Compilations for SEPTEMBER 2016 V9 Laugh to Death. Enjoy this video and hit the like button if you liked it. Memes: 1.I gonna be no longer F#[email protected] my cat cause it hurts really bad 2.I could whip you up fix it up straight away, come in the front door leave it in the back door, whip flip it hey 4.Country Boy I love you. 5.Dinosaurs in a school. It was not in the syllabus. 6.I’m gay, I’m lesbian, I’ pansexual, I’m transgender, I’m eleven so shut the [email protected] up 7.Hump me F&*C me better make me choke you better I do not associate with nig#$#s I’m donal trump and I approve this message 8.Cat’s head in a bread 9.For the next 12 hours all crime is legal, little girl throws a baby doll, give me your F#$#$ING money 10.Captan Spock throws a rock, damages supermarket worker 4 o clock in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? 11.What’s the best way to reach Hilary Clinton ? Email? meme with Zack 12.Would you want some dick 13.Dinarsour plays basketball and scores many shots 14.Handy switch, wireless switch that let you control any EXPLOSION Interior crocodile aligator, I drive a chevrolet and a movie theater 15. I could whip you up fix it up straight away, come in the front door leave it in the back door, whip flip it, Are YOU F#[email protected] GAY IDUBBBZ 16.Chloe Chloe, it’s not my fault not my fault 17.A kid scores soccer shots with his head. Rolling to the gates 18.What is going on here? these basking LOL vine 19.Paul biskits, headshot biskits Stand up slumpty dumpy have a great fall 20.You can call me a white trash a hillbilly a headneck, ok bitch you said it not me 21.music, green doll orange box 22.Grandmother grandma rides a basket and crushes on a parking lot 23.Wait a minute who are you? I’m Franking Mcdonald 24.Hilary what else i prepared for I’m gonna die and i think its a good thing, that’s the way I feel 25.Black guy with yellow glasses in the bathroom mirror 26.Mom be like I can’t get up, I’ll be like shot her 27.Red canada shit Calgary, Nova Scotia weird teeth guy 28.Fly in a reporter’s mouth, dancing judge on a field 29.Where the heck are you gonna put this thing? blender huts a guy 30.A book destroys guys cheeses 31.Bitch wtf this 32. enni benign money whore, whoever did this paper his mother is a whore 33.I’m never ever gonna date someone who’s not a chrisrian, really sexy jewish guy 34.A brother really hurts his sister in her throat 35.Mommy mommy -shut the F#$#K up you faggot 36.Not a christian, fat angry women rage 37.Older does not make a bad drive. Yellow car crushes with old people 38.An old lady is extremely smashed 39.Trump: Look at my young african americam over here 40.Two claps, put on the music rap 41.Hup me fuck me better make me shot who’s better 42.Awkward black kid moment 43.I know you see me standing here, a guy in red t shit crush into an oven 44.They ask how are you have to say that you’re fine but you’re not really fine. A dog crushes into a sofa 45.Dog is dancing on a grass 46.Donald trump bum bum bum 47.Vladimir Putin piano guess who’s back thug life 48.A girl kicks a kid with her ass get those lights off 49.Drone flies and steals a dog 50.A guy in a blue t shirt can’t breath 51.Bush eats a wrap and attacks a girl with a red ballon 52.Creepy guy with big round eyes 53.Old mans hits another with a bible excorsism 54.red dress on tonights chicken and the moon 55.two dogs fighting 56.Dog bites a guy 57.Black girls sit on fire TranquilEnvy 58.Racoon attacks a man Stolency 59.casey robot with personality F$%#k isis ni#$#a 60.a guy scares an old lady playing basketball Superhygh
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suck my fucking dick
 
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Elsa singing I want your cock on Chatroulette
 
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Elsa loves some cock. Especially on Chatroulette at 3am.
Views: 1662 TheFamilyGuys
SHROUD REACTS TO FAN MADE SONG, AFRAID IT'S SHIT BUT LOVES IT!
 
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I was watching Shroud yesterday and a rap duo I actually listen too all the time, donated to Shroud asking to check their song on Spotify! He did and he really liked it! Check them out here: - Double Lyrical http://www.youtube.com/doublelyrical http://www.instagram.com/doublelyrical Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4pia11tNAoufng1G1afUJH?si=fwejxZToTzSbFJcvw3w90w Apple Music/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/artist/double-lyrical/989625316 Merchandise: https://doublelyrical.spreadshirt.com Snapchat: InsanityDL Contact: [email protected]
Views: 95 NiNeTeN SoS
inferno frag
 
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